“Tell Me Why It Hurts” by Danielle Carr (Intelligencer, New York Magazine, 07/31/2023)

“With Hannah Gadsby’s ‘It’s Pablo-matic,’ the Joke’s on the Brooklyn Museum” by Jason Farago (New York Times, 06/01/2023)

An image of the article "Donald Rumsfeld Saved from Drowning" There are strawberries and flowers popping out of white soft serve cones.
“Donald Rumsfeld Saved from Drowning” by Patrick Barrett (Guernica, 07/7/2022)

"Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny" by RS Benedict (Blood Knife, 2/14/2021)
“Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny” by RS Benedict (Blood Knife, 02/14/2021)

A screencap of the webpage that hosts "The Trash Heap Has Spoken". It shows the top half of an illustration of a large woman sitting as a queen.
“The Trash Heap Has Spoken” by Carmen Maria Machado (Guernica, 02/13/2017)

A screencap of the "Dilbert: A Reckoning" article header.
“Dilbert: A Reckoning” by Miles Wray (The Awl, 12/12/2017)

A screencap of the "All the President's Librarians" header and first paragraph.
“All the Presidents’ Librarians” by Michael Koncewicz (Contingent Magazine, 07/19/2019)

A screencap of the "I'm Still Here" heading
“I’m Still Here” by Clancy Martin (Huffington Post in collaboration with Epic Magazine, 12/12/2018)

A screencap of the "My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers" article header. There is a cropped picture of mozzarella sticks.
“My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday’s Endless Appetizers” by Caity Weaver (Gawker, 07/18/2014)

A screencap of the "We've Entered the Era of the Large Adult Meatball" article header.
“We’ve Entered the Era of the Large Adult Meatball” by Jaya Saxena (Eater, 05/16/2019)

A screencap of the "Psycho Analysis" article header.
“Psycho Analysis,” a review of Brett Easton Ellis’ “White,” by Andrea Long Chu (Bookforum, 05/2019)

A screencap of the "The Future of the Culture Wars..." article header.
“The Future of the Culture Wars is Here, And It’s Gamergate” by Kyle Wager (Deadspin, 10/14/14)